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Ever since I've dumped Linda, I've
been having the time of my life.

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No school, no girlfriend,
no problem.

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HE WAILS

4
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SOBBING: Linda, why did
you do that to me!

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KNOCKING ON DOOR

6
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Conor, what's that awful,
squeaky wail?

7
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Is that the taps or something?

8
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Yeah, innit, it's the
taps. Fuck off!

9
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HE WAILS

10
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Where are you going?

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To Jock's house. Can I come?

12
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The last three texts you
got from Conor were, "Go away,"

13
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"Leave me alone," and, "Fuck off."

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I know. It's a big
improvement on yesterday.

15
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Huh?

16
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Wait... Wait for me.

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DOOR OPENS

18
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Jock has been trying to
keep my mind off Linda.

19
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So far, his record is three minutes.

20
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She's savage. Tits on her.

21
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That's... Wait, that's Mairead.

22
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What?

23
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You just said, "Tits on her,"
and that's your mam.

24
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That's not my... Well,
she looks hot. I'm keeping that.

25
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You're not keeping that.

26
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I am keeping that. You're not
keeping that. Why not?

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It's not even... You two better
hurry up, you don't want to be late.

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FRIDGE DOOR OPENS
For what?

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All them job interviews you got
lined up. Ha, good one.

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How about just once someone

31
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else brings milk into the
house that's not me.

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Right? Tell me about it.

33
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Conor, get your act together, boy.

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Cheers, mate.

35
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What's your dad doing next to the
blue dog on the rock?

36
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The clue is in the picture.

37
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Your dad's the phantom dog painter?

38
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He did it when he was Conor's age.

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Became this big mystery and ended
up on page 27 of The Evening Echo.

40
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I thought it was a small child
who painted that.

41
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That's the fucking style
he was going for, all right?

42
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New Art Deco/renaissance/
Leonardo DiCaprio...

43
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You know, when he was alive

44
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he used to give it a new
coat of paint every year.

45
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It's such a pity cos it's
like...totally faded away now.

46
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HE GRUNTS

47
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Why don't we go down there later
and give it a fresh coat of paint?

48
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For your da.

49
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That's a great idea, boy.

50
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Yeah? Yeah.

51
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Fucking winner.

52
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Jock, do you need these pants or...

53
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What's that?

54
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Where did you get this?
This is like...

55
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BOTH: What? Er...

56
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..200 euros.

57
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Oh, Christ,
you're not dealing drugs, are you?

58
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What? Drugs? How dare...

59
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BOTH: How... How dare you.

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We would never do something illegal.

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Shall we, er, pick up another
couple of bikes on the way?

62
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Er, yeah, we could do one more.

63
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Well, where did you get it from, so?
We... Well... Obviously...

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We found... We found it.

65
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Were did you find it?

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BOTH: From the...

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We got it from the...

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Near the... Ch... Near the church.

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Obviously, near the church.
Well, obviously, near the church.

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Which church?
The church where people go.

71
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Yeah. We told them... We told the
man that works in there

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that we got the money. The priest,
is it? Yeah. Yeah, the priest.

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And the priest said he'd tell all
the parish people that we found it.

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And, I mean, hopefully the owner
turns up. Fingers crossed.

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Praise be to the God.

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KNOCKING ON GLASS

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SHE SIGHS

78
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I am not finished
talking to the two of you.

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WHISPERING: I can't believe she
bought that. Innit!

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There you go!
SHE SCREAMS

81
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Oh! Jesus Christ!

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Hello.

83
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What the fuck, Billy?

84
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Well, if you got me a key cut

85
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I wouldn't have to keep coming in
the fucking window.

86
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I'm not giving you a key.
I don't want you in my house!

87
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Then why do you keep inviting me
over?

88
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I never invited you!
You're not invited.

89
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Well, I've brought some milk.

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DOOR OPENS

91
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DOOR SHUTS

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Conor! Jock!

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Fuckers.

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MUFFLED SPEECH

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Pass. It's all right.

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Hi, Conor.

97
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He says he's not talking to you.

98
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Do I need to sign something back,
or...?

99
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Er...

100
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No, he says he can hear you, but
only the stuff he wants to hear.

101
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Which is pretty much nothing.

102
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Where are you going? We were
supposed to be hanging out today.

103
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Oh, well, we're going down to
Carrigmahon

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to paint a dog on a rock.
Do you want to come?

105
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Hey, what are you doing?

106
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I don't want Linda to come.

107
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Actually, I don't think
you'll enjoy it.

108
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It's like a 20km cycle. Yeah.

109
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And then you've got to trudge
through the forest for, like,

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an hour before you get to the rock.
Yeah. And there's loads of nettles

111
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and other shit that pregnant
people don't like.

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Fuck that.

113
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Remember that time you wanted to go
to Irish dancing camp

114
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so you could get off
with Firco Kafig

115
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and you made me come with you

116
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and it was the worst
week of my entire life?

117
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Actually, I've changed my mind.

118
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What?

119
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Painting a dog on a rock
sounds like great fun.

120
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All right, grand. You can come.

121
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Your sister's not invited.

122
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That's grand.

123
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But if I go by myself we get to
talk about the baby the whole way.

124
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Baby shit.

125
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Baby poo. Baby piss. Baby wee.

126
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Baby food. Baby books.

127
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Baby clothes.

128
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The baby coming out my vagina
- SPLAT.

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Er...

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WHISPERING: Please. Stay strong,
stay strong.

131
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Course Linda can come.

132
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Fuck. The more, the merrier.

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HE COUGHS

134
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He... He says, "That's fine."

135
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Yeah, I kind of got it.

136
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Yeah.

137
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My phone...
HE DROPS BICYCLE

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Back in a minute.

139
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And where did all the
cash come from?

140
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Conor and Jock.

141
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What, are you happy with them
selling drugs?

142
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I thought I was being paranoid.

143
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Do you think they might
be selling weed?

144
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Or hash, or fucking coke, or
crack, or heroin -

145
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heroin's fierce
popular at the moment.

146
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Unfortunately.

147
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Here, Mam, do you know where I
put...

148
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Hey, Billy.

149
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Erm, Mam,
do you know where my phone is?

150
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SHE SIGHS

151
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No...

152
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Erm, but, you know,
I'll try calling it for you.

153
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Did you get a new chain?

154
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No, going straight to the
answering machine.

155
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Battery must be dead.

156
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Why don't you take my phone
for the day? I won't need it.

157
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So I can have a look for yours
when you're gone.

158
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Do you mind? No problem.

159
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All right.

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Wha... Er, see you.

161
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Good luck.

162
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What the fuck was that about?

163
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I'm going to track him using
the FindMyPhone app.

164
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See where they're going.
DOOR SHUTS

165
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I need to know if they're dealing
drugs, cos if they are,

166
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I'm going to fucking kill them.

167
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Oh, that's brilliant. I'll go with
yous, I owe you one.

168
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You don't owe me anything.

169
00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,000
I do. What do you owe me?

170
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One.

171
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Well, I don't want ONE from you,
you fucking weirdo.

172
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I have a question.

173
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Why are we painting a dog on a rock?

174
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Conor's dad painted it originally,
so we're just touching it up.

175
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That's so sweet.

176
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Conor wants to know, do you mean
sweet like the taste of...

177
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..of Gavin's tongue?

178
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Sweet like the taste of Gavin's...

179
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I got it.

180
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That's a... That's a good one.

181
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Come on. Yeah, I'll get the brushes,
you get the paint? Yep.

182
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You know I don't like it when you
steal things that aren't for me.

183
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Oh, this isn't proper stealing.

184
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What do you mean it's not
proper stealing?

185
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Just trust me,
it's not proper stealing.

186
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Yeah.

187
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It's not proper.

188
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Best of luck.

189
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Don't get caught.

190
00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:06,280
Ocean Blue, Ocean Blue...
Or Ocean Sunrise?

191
00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,880
Should we do your own twist on it
and make it modern?

192
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What's the story, lads?

193
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All right, Jimmy? Yeah.

194
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We're just here to steal some paint
and some brushes.

195
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Are you? The boss won't be back
till after lunch.

196
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It's fine.

197
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Yeah. Ocean Sunrise? Yeah.
Shall we get that one?

198
00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,840
Great.

199
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Give us all of the cash
in the register or you're dead!

200
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HE CHUCKLES

201
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You two muppets.

202
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THEY LAUGH

203
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Nice one. Nice one. Bye.

204
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Bye, Jimmy.
I'll talk to you later, lads. Yep.

205
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MUSIC: Colours
by Frank And Walters

206
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 I know a girl who is so nice

207
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 She'll change the world
with just a smile

208
00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,720
 What does she change?

209
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The best way to let your
ex-girlfriend know that

210
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it's completely over and you're
never getting back together

211
00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,520
cos she broke your heart,

212
00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,560
is to go on a lovely cycle with her.

213
00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:56,760
..with fish, you know?

214
00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:59,360
And I was thinking about naming
the fish after you.

215
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Do you remember our first date?

216
00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,600
Do you know -
when we saw the whales?

217
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,120
And, do you know, we got to
swim on them together as a couple?

218
00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,000
I wonder if the whales are still
out there now,

219
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,960
do you know, with their mum?

220
00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:13,440
Conor says, "Why are you
so interested in whales?

221
00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,840
"Do you want to kiss them?

222
00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:21,560
"I bet you'd like that big,
salty whale tongue..."

223
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,160
Ah...! Whoa!

224
00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,760
HE WHIMPERS

225
00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:26,880
My fucking knee.

226
00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,640
No more sign language on bikes.

227
00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,120
Yeah, "No more sign language..."
Yeah, I fucking know!

228
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,240
Oh, would you fuck off?

229
00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,920
Just let me into the car.

230
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God! I'll be your protection.

231
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I won't need it!

232
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HE GRUNTS

233
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Get the fuck away from her!

234
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Oh!

235
00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,640
HE GRUNTS

236
00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,280
BILLY TRIES TO SPEAK

237
00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:53,320
What are you doing?

238
00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,760
I'm stopping him from robbing you.

239
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,160
He's not robbing me.

240
00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,040
All right, what illegal activity is
he doing, then?

241
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,160
Nothing. We were just...going for a
nice drive in the countryside.

242
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,480
I think you owe him an apology.
Ah, there's no problem.

243
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,880
If I'd have seen me trying to
get into somebody else's car,

244
00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,720
I'd have probably tried to
arrest me, too.

245
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,200
HE GIGGLES

246
00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,800
What are you doing?
Are you stalking me?

247
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,640
Is this an attempt to make me
jealous, yeah?

248
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,760
SHE SCOFFS

249
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,440
Why would I try to make you jealous
when I don't want you back?

250
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,520
Will you hurry up?

251
00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,480
If we don't get there soon,
they'll have sold all the drugs.

252
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,320
Just trying to wind you up,
right, Billy?

253
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,920
HE LAUGHS

254
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,280
I'm putting my seat back down, OK?

255
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,760
The tax is fine.

256
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,360
Bye!

257
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,800
Oh, you can barely see the painting.

258
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,680
It's faded so much.

259
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,080
How are we meant to get up there?

260
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,280
I'm pregnant, in case
you haven't noticed?

261
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,960
Yeah, well, we're going
the long way.

262
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,680
Around the back and in through the
woods.

263
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,600
No, thanks. I'm not budging.

264
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,960
Yeah, that's a great idea.

265
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,320
Your sister can stay here
and keep you company.

266
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:07,280
But normally you like walking
through muddy shit. Firco Kafig.

267
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:15,560
Actually, this rest has given me
a second wind.

268
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,080
SHE FARTS

269
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,920
Make that a third wind. Please.

270
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,440
There'll be more to come, too,

271
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,040
cos this pregnancy's made me
very gassy when I move.

272
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,440
SHE FARTS

273
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,880
Oh. Jesus, that stinks.
Fucking hell.

274
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,920
Stay a bit behind -
the farts following you.

275
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,120
Jesus, Siobhan! It follows you no
matter where you go.

276
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,200
It's not even that bad! That's some
stink off you.

277
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,480
It's not me, it's the baby!
It is you!

278
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,000
You ready? Yeah.

279
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,240
BIKE BRAKES SQUEAK

280
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,560
Are you sure this is a good idea?

281
00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:58,600
The gate's locked.

282
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,560
Jock, did you bring the key that
opens all locks?

283
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,600
Yep.

284
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,400
It doesn't feel like we're
very welcome.

285
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,160
Ah, nah, just country people
talk a big game.

286
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,800
If they ever met you, they'd
invite you in for soup and things.

287
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,040
Living away from the city is just
so boring,

288
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,320
they probably just put the signs
up for something to do.

289
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,040
Did I now? Ah, Jesus.

290
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,480
Or did I have to put them
up to stop little shits

291
00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,240
cutting through my property?

292
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,920
There are dangerous cliffs
on the other side of these woods

293
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,920
and I don't want to have to be
spending my day

294
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,600
peeling one of you up off the ground

295
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,560
when one of you lemmings goes
over the edge.

296
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,400
Conor, just tell him
why we're here.

297
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,960
"If we tell him and he says no,

298
00:12:55,960 --> 00:13:00,120
"then we won't be able to do what
we came here to do."

299
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,760
Is that a real gun?

300
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,400
Of course it's a real gun.

301
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,000
What would I be doing
walking around with a fake gun?

302
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,480
Can I have a go? No!

303
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,520
I heard someone kicking in my gate

304
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,880
and I brought my gun
so I could intimidate them.

305
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,120
If I give you a go then
I won't be as intimidating.

306
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,200
Will I?

307
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,480
Mmm, I suppose not.

308
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,600
All right, jeez.

309
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,480
Did you kick in my gate?

310
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,640
No.

311
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,360
We didn't even come in the gate way.

312
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,760
Just tell him.

313
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,560
Enough of this bullshit. Mmm!

314
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,360
I'll make a deal with you.

315
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,960
You go back the way you came...

316
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,760
..I won't call the Guards.

317
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,800
All right, all right.

318
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,440
You know what? That sounds fair
enough, doesn't it, Con?

319
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,040
Yep, that's seems...
That seems pretty fair, yeah.

320
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,760
So, we're just going to go
back the way we came

321
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,160
and we're just going to...

322
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,440
Just going to... Run!

323
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,160
Ah, shit! Go!

324
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,000
MUSIC: Dogs With No Tails
by The Pale

325
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,960
There's no need to thank me
for coming with you.

326
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,080
I won't be thanking you.

327
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,120
You won't need to.

328
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,560
And I won't be.

329
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,720
Not a word of thanks will be needed.

330
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,400
Oh, stop, it's saying there.

331
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,920
Well, they're hardly selling
drugs in there.

332
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,640
No, that's probably where
they stash it.

333
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,960
Bag it and bury it.

334
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,920
Smart move, lads.

335
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,840
What was Conor thinking,
being a drug dealer?

336
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,600
Like, he's really bad at maths. Ha.

337
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,920
Come on.

338
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,120
Run!

339
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,040
THEY PANT

340
00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:00,680
You can hide, but you can't run!

341
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:04,200
I mean, you can run,
but you can't...

342
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,280
I think we lost him.

343
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,040
SHOUTING: This is your last warning.

344
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,120
HE COCKS GUN

345
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,520
THEY SCREAM

346
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,720
Was that a gun? Get down!
SHE SCREAMS

347
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,040
This way! This way!

348
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,920
Go on! Oh, fuck!

349
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,160
Get off me!

350
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,560
Come on, let's go.

351
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,480
Come on. Quick, he's gaining on us!

352
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,600
HE SHOUTS

353
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,280
Come on...

354
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,600
SHE GROANS

355
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,000
SHE FARTS

356
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,680
Oh... Shh.

357
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,600
This is my land!

358
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,160
Slow down, slow...

359
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,080
No, you need to keep up.

360
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,240
SHE GASPS

361
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,400
Shit. Get down.

362
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,640
It's better...

363
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,320
What you trying to do?

364
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,760
That deal was good!
It was a fair deal!

365
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,840
Did you hear that?

366
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,640
They're talking about a deal
gone bad.

367
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,800
A drug deal.

368
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,280
God, we need to call the Guards.

369
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,480
Shit. He's going to love this.

370
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,280
SHE MUFFLES HIS SPEECH

371
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,880
Eugh! What?

372
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,800
What I've been trying to say is
my cousin got caught by the Guards

373
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:32,400
for a drug deal and he got sent
away for seven years.

374
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,440
SHE SIGHS

375
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,160
Shit.

376
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,880
I know what you're up to, you
bunch of glue-sniffers!

377
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,560
Well, what the fuck do we do, so?

378
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,160
I've got a plan.

379
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,400
WHISPERING: Oh, there he is!

380
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,880
So, what's the plan?

381
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,840
We hop him.

382
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,400
We're going to do what? Hop him.

383
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,320
As in, like, sneak up on him, innit,
and kick the shit out of him.

384
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,960
I know what to hop someone means,
I just...

385
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,000
Well, if you're chickenshit,
I'll do it.

386
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,040
All right.

387
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,080
Stay there.

388
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,160
That's deer shit, Billy.

389
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,520
What the fuck is that? The Macarena?

390
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,720
THEY SCREAM

391
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,640
GUNSHOT

392
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,320
SHE SCREAMS

393
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,760
Don't you know where you going...?

394
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,120
SHE GRUNTS

395
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,920
What are you doing on the ground,
this is serious shit, Mairead!

396
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,600
You tripped me!

397
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,280
I'm not leaving you behind.

398
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,520
Don't you dare pick me up.
Don't you... Don't you...!

399
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,720
HE GRUMBLES

400
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,360
Sweet baby Jesus! We've got you.

401
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,920
Hello. Oh, my God!
Get the hell off me!

402
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,600
Not on my watch! What the
fuck, Billy!

403
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,320
Billy, put me down!
I owe you one. I owe you one!

404
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,560
Don't drop me - no, no, no, no!

405
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,120
SHE SCREAMS

406
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,320
Oh, you arsehole.

407
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,120
Right, come on, we should go.

408
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,240
Not until I go pee.

409
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,560
Can you not hold it?

410
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,960
There's a man with a gun chasing us.
He might kill us.

411
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,640
Well, if I piss myself
and ruin my shorts,

412
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,600
then I'll definitely kill you.

413
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,720
Shouldn't you be getting new
ones soon, anyway?

414
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,320
What makes you say that? Is
something wrong with these shorts?

415
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,000
OK...

416
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,960
No, no, no, they're perfect,
so you're perfect.

417
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,960
What?

418
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,760
FOOTSTEPS RECEDING

419
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,640
Conor says stop looking at him
with your nice eyes.

420
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,480
For fuck's sake, Conor,

421
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,800
when are you going to stop this
non-talking crap?

422
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:02,160
It was just a date. I was
thinking of you the whole time.

423
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:07,640
"Oh, the whole time your tongue
was in his mouth

424
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,080
"you were thinking of me?

425
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,680
"How romantic."

426
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:16,680
How was I supposed to know
he was going to dare me to kiss him?

427
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:21,600
"A dare is always going to be

428
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:26,320
"the worst thing you can imagine."

429
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:30,720
"That's why everyone always
picks truth.

430
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,560
"Or, at the very least,

431
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:38,920
"when that dickhead dared you
to kiss him...

432
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,640
"..you should have double-dared him
back

433
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,640
"to dare you not to dare you...

434
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,760
"..to kiss him."

435
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,440
How did you get
all of that from just him signing?

436
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,040
Oh, I'm fluent in Conor MacSweeney.

437
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:57,080
Look, I'm out here following you
around the woods

438
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,080
and you're not even talking to me.

439
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,320
And for what?

440
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,960
To help you paint a stupid
dog on a stupid rock.

441
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,240
"It's not a stupid dog.

442
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,000
"It's a great dog.

443
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,880
"My dad painted her
cos she saved...

444
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,200
"..his life.

445
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,960
"If it wasn't for her
saving my dad...

446
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:38,720
"..I wouldn't have had the time
I did have with my dad."

447
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,640
Conor, wait up.

448
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,600
SIOBHAN SCREAMS

449
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,640
Siobhan!

450
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,840
Ah!

451
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,840
Help! Why? What's wrong?

452
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,280
I've stung my fucking flaps!
What's wrong with your flaps?

453
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,680
The fucking nettles and my belly
threw me off balance

454
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,880
and it stings, so, help!

455
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,560
I'm not going in there, it's
full of fucking piss and nettles.

456
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,960
Just roll out. Fuck!

457
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,440
SHE SOBS AND HE GROANS

458
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:05,840
Help me. Ah, ah!

459
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,040
Here. Ah! Ouch!
Come on, pull, pull, pull, pull!

460
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,600
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

461
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,840
That is it!

462
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,960
I am fucking out of here!

463
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:17,400
I have been stung, I have been
shot at and I'm covered in piss.

464
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,520
There's a zip, you know.

465
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,920
I can do it! All right,
just trying to help you.

466
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,880
Linda, we're calling it
quits on Firco Kafig!

467
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,400
SHE GROANS

468
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,520
Who's Firco Kafig?

469
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,120
Just some fella I gave a handjob
to at Irish college.

470
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,040
You... You did what to who?

471
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,760
SHE GROANS

472
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,240
Why did you come with me?

473
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,640
You're wrecking my tits all day!

474
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,960
I just fucking owe you one,
all right?

475
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,640
One what?

476
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,960
Fucking one.
Like one fucking favour, like.

477
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,840
You did me one.

478
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,160
Billy, I've never done you a favour.

479
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,360
You fucking did.

480
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:01,120
And you don't even remember it.

481
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,200
From school.

482
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,840
I was not in school with you.

483
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,080
You were.

484
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,960
Billy. William.

485
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,600
Billy. William. William, Billy.

486
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,440
Billy fucking...
I fucking know your name.

487
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,120
Yeah, it's the same fucking name!

488
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,960
William from school?

489
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,000
SHE FLUSTERS

490
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,360
Think about it.

491
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,400
The school tour.

492
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,960
You all... Fucking...the beach,

493
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,760
fucking swimming, parks,
the funfair...

494
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,040
The ghost train? I got
dragged out of it

495
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,840
and they were kicking the living
shit out of me.

496
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,800
And when I didn't come out,
you went in. Yeah.

497
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,520
And you were flaking them with
some fucking iron thing

498
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,600
you'd just picked up.

499
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,440
I was really frightened.

500
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,600
You know who got ten
stitches in the end?

501
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,960
If anybody fucking deserved two.
There was a tone to every...

502
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,240
There was this...

503
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,560
..and a fucking clout.
Yeah, I know, I know.

504
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,080
I never knew that was you.

505
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:16,520
Yeah, well, William was gone,
but Billy lives. It's grand.

506
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,720
SHE LAUGHS
Fuck.

507
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,480
Look, I just owed you one,
all right?

508
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,760
All right.

509
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,200
All right.

510
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,880
Come on.

511
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,560
Sorry about that. Right.

512
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,880
Oh, fuck.

513
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,760
Ah, fuck. Conor!

514
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,040
MUTTERING: I can't hear you.

515
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,720
Conor!

516
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,160
Can't hear you.

517
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,200
Conor!

518
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,520
For fuck's sake.

519
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,840
His dad painted something on a rock.

520
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,560
..so he told me...
Yeah, but I don't know...

521
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,680
MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

522
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,200
HE SHOUTS

523
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,040
Ah! Would you...! God!

524
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,200
Get the gun! What the fuck
are you doing?

525
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,040
I'm rescuing you! Come on, quick!

526
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,120
Aw, Conor, like, swooning -
coming to save the day,

527
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,840
aren't you adorable?

528
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,600
I'm the one who needs saving here!

529
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,640
Shut up!

530
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,880
HE HEAVES

531
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,640
This is Dano.

532
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,040
I was in the middle of explaining
to him why we're here, and then...

533
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,200
Right, sorry, I... I thought
you were just about to... What?

534
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,720
Murder your girlfriend?

535
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,880
She's not my girlfriend, boy,
we broke up.

536
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,800
So, you're the son of the man
who painted my dog

537
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,280
all those years ago?

538
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,000
It was your dog?

539
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,840
Her name was Shep.

540
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:24,280
You dad, he must have been
about the same age as you are now.

541
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,320
He was down there,
swimming with his friends,

542
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,040
and he got caught in the currents.

543
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,560
He was calling out for help
and they threw a ring out to him,

544
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,280
but he couldn't reach it,
he was too far out.

545
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,200
I was nearby,
taking Shep for a walk.

546
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,560
Shep heard your dad shouting...

547
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,320
..dived into the sea...

548
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,840
..and swam over to where he was.

549
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,240
Jesus.

550
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,640
You dad caught onto her collar
and despite the currents...

551
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,960
..Shep pulled him to safety.

552
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,720
Jeez, that's some dog.

553
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,440
We all pulled your dad
up off the rocks to safety,

554
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,640
the only thing was...

555
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:10,160
..with all the worrying
about your dad...

556
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,440
..we forgot about Shep,
out in the water.

557
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,080
We heard barking, but...

558
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,640
..it was too late.

559
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,920
Best dog I ever knew.

560
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,080
After her, I could never bring
myself to get another one.

561
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,320
Look, you can paint the dog,

562
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,480
but just be careful on your way
back, yeah?

563
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,760
Thanks.

564
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,920
Do you want to...
Do you want to paint a dog with me?

565
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,520
Yeah.

566
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:19,240
Dying saving someone else,
whether you're a dog or a human,

567
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,560
is pretty much the nicest
thing you can do for someone.

568
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,480
For obvious reasons,
my dad couldn't return the favour.

569
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,720
But I guess this painting
allowed the dog

570
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,600
to live on a little bit longer.

571
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,040
If only in memory.

572
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,440
You still sore?

573
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,200
Oh, it's, like, on my hole.

574
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,640
It's just fucking napping away at
it, do you know what I mean?

575
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,680
Like, if it was a dog, I'd say it'd
be, like, biting it or something.

576
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,320
Oh, fuck me. Here.

577
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,120
Try stuffing them down your pants.

578
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,440
You know when I have this baby,

579
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,560
this is what you're going to be
doing the whole time.

580
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,960
What, stuffing dock leaves down
your pants? No, like...

581
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,080
..looking after me.

582
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,600
You are its... Yeah, I know.

583
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,280
And it'll be my pleasure.

584
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,960
SHE GROANS

585
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,360
Christ, it's working.

586
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,080
SHE SIGHS

587
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:23,880
Trust me, you have to go down to
come up.

588
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,920
Bollocks.

589
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,240
Ooh. Wait.

590
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,760
I know where this is.

591
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,040
Oh, look.

592
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,560
Just look at those...

593
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,280
Just look at those fucking eejits.

594
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,760
METAL CLICKS

595
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,440
Do you think you can hurry up
and start liking me again?

596
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,600
In that case, why not?

597
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,280
It might not have meant that much to
you, but it did to me, all right?

598
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,040
I mean, I know I'm not perfect,
but...

599
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,200
..I never would have done
that to you.

600
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,760
I just wish we were back together.

601
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,960
Well, maybe someday.

602
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,840
Just...not today.

603
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,880
Do you want to be friends?

604
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,920
I don't think anyone has ever got
the full picture

605
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,320
of what is going on,

606
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,440
cos a lot of the time, things
are never what them seem.

607
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,560
Fuck's that?

608
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,440
Er... I was just, er... Garden.

609
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,360
Like, you see a couple hundred
quid in a young fella's hand

610
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,360
and you immediately think,
"He must have robbed it,

611
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,680
"or is selling drugs, or something."

612
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,160
Hello. Conor and Jock asked me
to call by

613
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,200
for the 200 euros that they found
if the owner turned up.

614
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,480
It belongs to Mary O'Connell, a
layperson, in the church.

615
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,520
Um...

616
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,800
Thank you very much.

617
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,760
Bye, Father.

618
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,760
But, then, sometimes things are
exactly how they seem.

619
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,920
And if we all had the full picture
the whole of the time,

620
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,120
I'm sure there'd be nothing to
fucking talk about.

621
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,560
What's going on with the two of you?

622
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,240
Nothing. Why, what's going on with
you? What's going on with you?

623
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,720
Nothing. Why? What's going... Right,
then. There's nothing going on, no?

624
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,040
THEY SNIGGER

625
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,000
You're fucking weirdos,
the two of you.

626
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,640
Amen. Amen

627
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,880
THEY LAUGH

628
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,400
 Near Monkstown in the County Cork

629
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,240
 There is a painting on a rock

630
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,840
 Of the hound that saved a child

631
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,000
 That dived into the wild river

632
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,600
 And swam against the tide

633
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,720
Saving the life of a child. 

634
00:32:23,770 --> 00:32:28,320
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